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*Note: The following blends in some fact, but is mostly fiction.
Here’s everything else you’ve ever wanted to know about Jeri Thompson…
What keeps her up at night:
-Balancing the budget -Wondering whose balls she could bust for fundraising money -Fear of the Repo Man -Nightmares about Anesthesiologists She’d most likely get into a bar brawl with: Ann Romney Off the Record, She Says: “I’M the one trying to run on the ‘dedicated mother’ ticket. There can’t be two of us. That’s ridiculous. That’d be like Mitt trying to rally the Conservative base. Just because I’m all young and hot looking, doesn’t mean I can’t be a better mom than Ann.” Things you don’t want to ask her about at a Party: Where she got her dress, Whether she likes being a Mom or a Political Mastermind better, If she has ever been in a porno, How her last trip to court went, Why everyone is so terrified of her.
Most Embarrassing Moment:
When Joe Scarborough, a television news show host and former Republican congressman, reported on the use of strippers' poles in exercise routines and suggested that she "worked the pole". Her Brat Pack:
Shows she’s watching home alone on a Saturday night:
Law & Order (obviously!) If her life had a theme song: Secret Ambitions:
Fighting Mormonism
Creation of an actors-only legislature
Hiring & Firing all staff members at will
Her sign:
Another fair and balanced Libra! (Well what do you know?)
Nickname (NY Times):
"Trophy Wife"
Her Doppelganger:
The girl next-door
Her Bad Habit:
Arguing with Fred’s senior aides… and firing them.
Overspending her budget.
Skipping out of state without paying bills.
Cancelling public appearances.
Favorite Sport:
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Jennn Fusion.
