*Note: The following blends in some fact, but is mostly fiction.
What keeps her up at night:
- Wondering why she didn’t have children of her own…
- Amnesty International Coalition rallies
- Uganda
- The Fear of Bankruptcy
- Soldiers dying in Iraq
- Wondering how HR-811 went so wrong
- Dennis’s two jealous ex-wives
- The thought that “If everybody came out and just voted in their own
enlightened self-interest, if everyone who wanted health care voted in
the U.S.A., Dennis would get in”
- Mysteriously malfunctioning voting machines
- The Mafia, UFOs or crazed gun-toting rednecks coming after Dennis
She’d most likely get into a bar brawl with:
Hillary Rodham Clinton
On the Record, She Says: “What is it
if you have (Rudy) Giuliani and Hillary (Clinton) in the general
election? Well, you have two people who are pro-war. Two people who
aren't going to change the health-care system. Two who are going to
keep trade the same. What's the choice?"
Off the Record, She Says: “I’m
all about giving peace a chance… but if she keeps trying to limit the
amount of talk time Dennis gets in these debates, she deserves to get
bitch slapped!”
Things you don’t want to ask her about at a Party:
Peace making, Yoga, the teaching of Mahatma Gandhi, WORTH microfinance,
Woman’s property/land rights, the No More Deaths group meetings in
Arizona, International Conflict Resolution (the topic of her Master
thesis!)
Most Embarrassing Moment:
When the Washington Post found out she has her tongue pierced.
Her Brat Pack:
Margaret Bukenya (VP of Uganda’s wife who’s into pediatric care & nutrition).
Queen Elizabeth II
Her mother Julia Massey
Financial analyst Stephen Zarlenga
Actress Shirley MacLaine
Willie Nelson
Yoko Ono
[ex-Brat Pack members include: Mother Teresa and Princess Di]
Shows she’s watching home alone on a Saturday night:
Desperate Housewives, The Wizard of Oz, or Dharma & Greg
If her life had a theme song:
“Imagine” (John Lennon)
Secret Ambitions:
Rounding up all the illegal aliens… and hugging them.
Becoming the sixth member of the Spice Girls reunion tour.
Dumping America’s – err, her – purse out in Africa.
Her sign:
Libra (You know, the “fair and balanced” scale… poetic, isn’t it?)
Voted in Highschool as:
“Most Noble Ambassador for Peace”
Nickname (from ABC News):
Dennis Kucinich’s Secret Weapon
Her Doppelganger:
Actress Julianne Moore
Her Bad Habit:
Being late
Favorite Sport:
Net ball (Yeah… we’ve never heard of it either)
Noteworthy Fact:
If Dennis Kucinich were elected, Elizabeth would be the second First
Lady who wasn’t a native-born American citizen (the first being Louisa
Adams, also born in England)!
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