Dan Quayle Will NOT Appear on "Dancing With the Stars!"

Am I disappointed to learn Dan Quayle would rather be out golfing than a rehashed celebrity on ABC's "Dancing with the Stars?" Maybe he felt intimidated about going up against the Mario Lopezes and Ian Zierings of America. But come on, Mr. Former Veep... it's not like you're as clumsy as Nancy Reagan and it's not as if they're asking you to join a public spelling bee! I feel like we've been deprived a whole season's worth of hearty laughs -- and hey, Quayle is deprived his one shot at making the cover of PlayGirl, following a brief TV career!