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Joey Faye - Second Banana But First Grape

11/30/07 Posted By Visitor

I spent the Thanksgiving Holiday - big surprise - with relatives.  I've never been that close to either side of my family but definitely have a special bond with the Olivers.  We're all a little... shall we say 'quirky.'

My cousin Tracy, who now lives in London, was once a documentary filmmaker in New York City.  I'd crash with her during summers in college and help her out on various creative projects.  I was telling her about this new site - vicepresidents.com - and she reminded me that she too used to focus on those in the shadow.

Hokey Pokey Time

05/12/08 Posted By Dick Cheney

Dear Diary,

Just got back from the wedding of the year at GW’s “ranch” in that god-forsaken, asshole-of-the-world known as Crawford. I realize little Jenna has a mind of her own, but rejecting a White House wedding is just dumb loco. Why have leftover nachos when you can have the whole enchilada? Oh well.

The Rooster Really Put Up A Stink

05/02/08 Posted By Dick Cheney

Dear Diary,

As my reign begins to wind down, I’m beginning to notice that it’s the little things that make the world a more happier place.

You're No George Clooney Yourself

04/17/08 Posted By Dick Cheney

Dear Diary,

I’m in great physical pain as I write this entry, dear diary. Every muscle, tendon, ligament is throbbing. I’m covered in Ben Gay from head to toe. How I got this way is a long, involved story. Let me explain.

The Jewish Version Of "Wheel Of Fortune"

04/04/08 Posted By Dick Cheney

Dear Diary,

I’m still dusting the sand off my clothes after my whirlwind tour of the Mideast. The travel was chaotic, the lines were long, the seats have no legroom and they don’t let you carry on your own baggage anymore. At least that’s what I heard were the grumblings of the media scum who followed me while I relaxed in my sky high jacuzzi aboard Air Force Two. Heh heh heh.

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